How to catch a Lion

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite
reaction.Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due
to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
will get
Tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be
in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter
it.Perform an
inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is
In and we are out

Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
everything to pass
it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest
With it.

Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is
some where in
the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY

w.r.t lion to trace out the lion

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that it's a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to
Lion.

Srilankan Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its
a Lion.

Now lets kill the lion...

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

What's your method??!!!