Jul 2, 2015

Horad - An imagination of Sourashtra Wedding

HoRAD

Ambha, mee horad kel dengo mayni saythe.(I have decided to  marry)

Schocked by hearing this, meera  bhei  asked her US green card  son, who denied  many marriage proposals.

Bedki seetiYoya? Bostonnu  mu say they ya? Ghar Nav khai YO?

GharNav – Nekkun

Excited with this, she started to thank all the gods she prayed.

Jooku sonthosh ra…good that your mausi bhado married a punjabi girl in US and your mama bhado married a telugu girl..

Sari…sari…bedki details dhey…ammi watho keluvase…

Ambha, bedki na, bedKHO.

KhayYO? Bedko ya?!!!

Khai babu menariYO??!!

Hai ambha, bedKHO.

Nijam sangi ra....khai chaloriYO??..You must be joking…is it some kind of reality show? Which idiot is going to come out and shout for which TV channel…Simbu ki? Akshay kumar? Khon ella matherri program kerariyo..

No, ambha. Mee nijam ga menariYO. Nobody will come out of the almera and there is no hidden camera and this is not a reality show either..its my life. I want to marry him.

Mee theyGo horad kelLathO...(I want to marry him)

These above sentence passed through all the members of the family with strange feeling …that called for an invitation to all sonthosun’s OlduN and close relatives to decide about their son’s fate.. mausi, mauso, mamans, naynthu,  nana bho, motho bho, and aged ammo

Mama : Enna koduma sir ethu…

Comedy karato time na ra ella…

Mora bheda paruva nee…just married a Punjabi girl.

Yeah, she had beards and taller than your son…

But she is not He….hehe..hehe..

Enough, it’s not time to make fun…but to decide what to do now? Interrupted the most worried father.

How he became Gay? Puzzled mauso…

What is Gay?…asked 5 yrs old mai

Vaan mukkiyam..Ja Vha gee kalja..

Raayei babu… mai senNgadi khal ja…ja…don’t disturb us, we are talking something very important..

Gay maynadhi Bad word sonchey va…explained 5.3yrs old babu.

Kono pillo genan?

Vettaiyaadu Villaiyaadu mu avariYO villains matheri bha?

Aiyo, theyLAY homosexual psychopaths! Thura babu vaan sensitive…serial see rodai….

Bottu kon banthen??...(Who will tie the thali?)

Golden jenjam ? Very expensive…

 Khon  bedko kheran…khon bedki kheran?

Samsala payDi?

Shall we ask him to go for some treatment…ayurveda..homopathy??!!

Noko ra, they will convince us that he is right and we all are wrong, with that they will charge big money for that.

That’s right again interrupted father and said let him do what he likes…so that he will be happy.

A long silence continued and moto bho in his feeble voice “Moto ammo khai menaras maani sa…”

Amma..thumi khai menasum…

Moto ammo “Vaai ra love kerath mayli Ouray thenKo bhaka ku na love kerRas..Vaai..horad keruVO”.

Defntly not an ICM ba...said everybody happily!!!

Source:Inspired from the famous blog

 PS:The GharNavo & the names used in this blog are Purely imaginational.



Disclaimer : This posting is not to hurt anybody.
Already posted in SFC:

Link : http://www.sourashtra.in/node/1872

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